I'm a writer based in New York City, though my southern lilt originated in the sleepy suburbs of Atlanta.


I started writing online in 2009. Driven by a desire to inflict my overbearing opinions on others, I blogged on a variety of platforms before making my way into the crooked media. I've been sharing my words on all of your favorite sites ever since. I mostly write about internet culture, the arts, and myself, though I started my career as a beauty writer.

You may know me, as a Tinder date once did, from my silly quizzes for BuzzFeed. Or perhaps— from my love for wallowing in and obsessing over unrequited love (and, apparently, dependent clauses). Either way, I'm glad you're here. It's important to feel a sense of community as we all head for the inevitable darkness!

My work has been published or is forthcoming on sites such as HelloGiggles, NYLON, HuffPo, Rookie, BuzzFeed, Bustle, Thought Catalog, and Paste Magazine. I have also been published in print in Shiny People Zine, and on indie sites like The Inkport and Vinyl Mag.

My biggest inspirations? I'd say Nora Ephron, Kevin McCallister, and of course Blair Waldorf.